The Best Sister Mary Lazarus Quotes

Rita: I've got a lot of reasons I can't explain, but I have to leave the choir.
[leaves, visibly upset, with a permission slip]
Sister: Give us back our consent form.
Sister: Stop that!

Sister: The only thing the chef knows how to cook is German sausage.
Sister: Day after day, liverwurst, bratwurst, beerwurst...
Sister: It's the "worst".

Sister: Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. Show me a man that a woman can trust. Now where did it say that on the eighth day He dusteth?

Sister: [after learning of the school's demise] We are going to fix this!
Sister: You said we as in you're staying?
Sister: Yes we, as in yes I am staying!

Sister: Congratulations, you're the new mayor of Sodom and Gommorah.