The Best Mutt Schitt Quotes

Alexis: Speaking of unfit homes, why do you live in a barn?
Mutt: What's wrong with living in a barn?
Alexis: [scoffing] Ummm, nothing, if you're a goat!

Mutt: Did you ever find yourself in a relationship where you're cheating...
Alexis: YES!
Alexis: - with someone in your dreams?
Alexis: What? Oh...

Alexis: You look- really amazing!
Mutt: Well, I didn't want to be the only guy not wearing a suit.
Alexis: So, did you have to kill a man to get it...
Mutt: I did! It took me a couple to find one my size.