The Best Old Timer at Gas Station Quotes

Old: [whistles at the Mercedes as Alan pumps gas] Boy, you've got a sweet ride there.
Alan: Don't touch it. Don't even look at it. Go on, get out. You heard me. Don't look at me, either.
[the old man walks away]
Alan: Yeah. You better walk on...
Phil: [to Doug, inside the gas station] He's actually kind of funny.
Doug: Yeah, he means well.
Alan: [in the background] I'll hit an old man in public.