The Best Oolong Quotes

Krillin: Did I hear you say Goku's on his way to the Red Ribbon compound? By himself?
Master: Yup. That's right.
Krillin: What in the world was he thinking?
Bulma: He's obviously not thinking!
Oolong: You can say that again.

Krillin: Am I going crazy, or are we really back on Kami's lookout?
Oolong: What do you mean? You've always been crazy.

Bulma: Do you suppose there's a hotel or inn around here?
Oolong: Of course not.
[Bulma looks dismayed. Then she flies into a tantrum, flailing and kicking]
Bulma: No, no! I hate this! I'm hungry! I want a bath! I can't sleep unless I'm in a bed!
Oolong: She doesn't have the greatest personality, does she? Talk about selfish.
Goku: You're one to talk.
[Bulma falls asleep behind a rock. That was fast]

Oolong: I thought I was dead.
Launch: Well if you're disappointed, I can certainly arrange something.
Oolong: No, no! I'm fine!

Emperor: I want to have the world--
Oolong: [cuts him] The world's most comfortable pair of ultra-soft underwear!!

Bulma: Why did you bring flowers to a battle anyway, moron?
Oolong: Because it's not a battle. It's a funeral.

[English dub]
Yamcha: [to Goku] I admire your bravery, kid.
Oolong: [from behind a rock] Is it bravery, or stupidity?
[He hears a rumbling sound behind him, and turns around. It's just Bulma snoring on the ground]
Oolong: Geez, I thought it was an earthquake!

Bulma: Yamcha?
Yamcha: Huh?
Bulma: [sternly] Don't think this means that i'm not mad at you anymore, but this is an emergency. So we can bury the hatchet for now - but just for now!
Yamcha: [nervously, after what happened the last time they saw each other] Uh, okay, Bulma. We'll talk everything out later when we have plenty of time.
Oolong: [cynically] If we make it to later!

Oolong: [notices Bulma looking around the bathtub] Now what are looking for?
Bulma: Peepholes.
Oolong: Hey, what kind of place do you think I'm running?
Bulma: Well, I wouldn't put it past you!
Oolong: What?
Bulma: [walks away] You little perv!

Piccolo Jr.: There's no need to grieve for your fallen companion. You'll be joining him shortly.
Puar: Ahhh!
Oolong: Waah!
Yamcha: Monster!
Piccolo Jr.: You can all keep Goku company in the afterlife.

Bulma: Oolong, don't you just love Yamcha's ponytail?
Oolong: Huh? Uhh... Why? What do I look like? A hairdresser?

Yamcha: We've now reached cruising altitude.
Oolong: This trip is as far from a cruise as you can get.
Bulma: I don't know why we even bothered to bring him. All he does is think about himself!
Oolong: Why risk my life? Gimme one good reason!
Yamcha: You're going. It's not up for discussion!