The Best Launch Quotes

Goku: Quick, untie me!
Launch: [struggling] This rope is so tight!
Master: There's a new invention, it's called a knife!

[Launch sneezes and turns into her mean form]
Launch: [sees she is in lingerie] Okay boys, whose bright idea was this? Wanna dress me like a doll? Well then, please don't forget... THE ACCESSORY MACHINE GUN!
[pulls out her gun and opens fire on Roshi, Goku and Krillin, then sneezes and goes back to her nice form]
Launch: [awkwardly] You see... my other half comes up when I sneeze, and she doesn't like big-headed boys...

Launch: You might wanna watch what you say, Krillin. When I sneeze, I change, and terrible things can happen.

Oolong: I thought I was dead.
Launch: Well if you're disappointed, I can certainly arrange something.
Oolong: No, no! I'm fine!

Launch: Hey! Isn't that against the rules?
World: I'm afraid there's no rule against getting bigger.
Bulma: We left the rules a long time ago.

Bulma: What do you think of my new dress?
Launch: It's absolutely stunning!
Master: It certainly fits in all the right places! Is that cashmere? Let me feel.

[Launch wakes up in her mean form and sees that Goku has slept with her]
Goku: Hi!
Launch: [gasps and back away] What're you doing in my bed, you pervert?
Goku: I slept here, sir. We only have two blankets.
Launch: [growls in fury] LAME EXCUSE, YOU LITTLE HEDGEHOG!
[Launch shoots at Goku]
Goku: Launch, what did you do that for?
Launch: Humph, that'll teach you to get under a blanket while it's in MY bed!
[Goku kicks Launch in the face knocking her out cold]
Goku: That's not very nice!

Puar: [comes back to the gang after checking out the base in shock] Yamcha! The base is deserted!
Master: The entire base? That's unbelievable!
Krillin: Goku, do you think after this, you can show me a few tips?
Goku: It was easy once I got started.
Bulma: [awestruck] I can see the headlines now: 'Evil Army Defeated By Child'!
Launch: [disapprovingly] It's just one army!
[dandelion fluff makes her sneeze in her nice form]
Launch: Huh? Silly goose! How are we gonna have a picnic without any food?
[Everyone looks at her in clueless looks]
Puar: [takes her along] Let's take a walk. I'll fill you in on all the details.

Launch: [seeing her friends tied up] Is this a new game? Where'd you get the blue rope?
Bulma: Yeah, it's called staying alive!
Master: Quick, grab the bomb and throw it out of the house!
Launch: Why is there a clock on the floor?
Bulma: That's no clock, it's a highly explosive bomb!
Launch: [holding the bomb] This house was spick and span when I left it. I don't appreciate things being left out.