The Best Robert Wells Quotes

Hannah: [to Mr. Wells] What future are you peddling?
Robert: I'll let you take the first guess.
Hannah: Hoarder?
Robert: Close. Librarian.
Hannah: No way you're a librarian.
Robert: I know. When people hear the term "librarian," they think 60-year-old white-haired woman with cankles. We are rebranding.
Hannah: No offense, but isn't it like a dying industry? You know, like travel agencies and cupcake stores?
Robert: Let me guess. You own a Kindle.
Hannah: Not in a million years. No, I'm a paperback, write-in-the-margins kind of girl.