The Best Sikes Quotes

[Scolex contemplates on a nickname]
Scolex: Too bad Hook is taken, eh?
Sikes: How 'bout Captain Claw?
Kramer: Or Santa Claw?
Scolex: Just Claw, one word... like Madonna.

Dr. Claw: [on Gadget] Dump this idiot in the junkyard.
Sikes: Yes, boss.
[grabs Kramer]
Dr. Claw: Oh, no, not that idiot, this one.
Sikes: I wish you'd be specific, we got an awful lot of idiots around here.