The Best Strange Customer Quotes

Sarah: Hello. Welcome. Feel free to look around.
Strange: Thank you.
Sarah: If you have any questions...
Strange: Ask you? You're Sarah, I take it.
Sarah: Yeah. How did you...
Strange: Chamber of Commerce website. I always research the places I visit. I bought a cottage up here last spring, but I can't live with blank walls.
Sarah: [he notices her painting of the Executioner] You know... you know... actually, that's not for sale.
Strange: No, I don't imagine there'd be much of a need for a painting like that in this neck of the woods. Still, it's rather striking. Who's the artist?
Sarah: Really, it's just something... it shouldn't even be out.
Strange: I'll take the collage.