The Best U.S. Police Captain Quotes

U.S. Police Captain: You're under arrest.
Stacey: Wait a minute, this is James Stock of the London Financial times.
James: Well, actually, captain, I'm with the British Secret Service. The name is Bond, James Bond.
U.S. Police Captain: Is he?
Stacey: Are you?
James: Yes.
U.S. Police Captain: And I'm Dick Tracy and you're still under arrest!

U.S. Police Captain: [as he's chasing Bond and Stacey] Captain to all units: Intercept murder suspect in a stolen fire truck. He MAY be armed... and he's SURE dangerous!