The Best Young Hi Quotes

Young: I make English perfect. Speak very goodly. Hello Joe, what do you know? You got candy bar for mother? She's sick.
Captain: [laughs] It's goodly enough for me.

Captain: [after Young Hi leaves to go home and be sold again] We got an E for effort.
Captain: That's the way the moose bounces.
Captain: We came close, you know?
Captain: Yeah, you know for a minute there... I could use a drink.
Young: A triple, I think.
Young: [reenters the Swamp] I know how to make martini drink.
Captain: Young Hi!
Captain: Are you staying?
Young: Not only staying, also not going. I tell Benny most important thing I learn from you: who to tell "shove off!"

[Spearchucker touches Young Hi's hand to her face, then to his]
Capt. 'Spearchucker' Jones: See, they're the same.
Young: No, not same.
Capt. 'Spearchucker' Jones: [shocked] Why not?
Young: You need shave.

Young: [to Hawkeye] You be happy like hell!