The Best Ho-Jon Quotes

Hawkeye: Ho-Jon, the elixir of life! Drinks for me and my men, and water for our horses!
[he enters the Swamp, sighing]
Hawkeye: Ohh, where is it? There it is.
[he sinks into his bunk]
Hawkeye: Ahh. Ahhh, ahhh.
[Ho-Jon begins pouring gin]
Hawkeye: Ah, the symphony begins. The sultry saxophone splashes of melody. A subtle drum brush for counterpoint.
[Ho-Jon gives the drink a spritz]
Hawkeye: The plunking of cool harp strings.
[Ho-Jon drops ice into the drink]
Hawkeye: And now... the silver vibes of the gentle swizzle stick.
[silence]
Hawkeye: And now the silver vibes of the gentle swizzle stick.
[silence]
Hawkeye: Ho-Jon?
Ho: Stizzle-swick not here!
Hawkeye: [sitting up, indignant] Who stole my stizzle-swick?