The Best Ashley Quotes

Ashley: [over the radio link] Shona, I'm opening the door.
Shona: [suddenly scared] I need the toilet.
Ashley: No you don't. We're monitoring your bodily functions.
Shona: And how are you monitoring that?
[looks right at a security camera]
Shona: That's rude. That is perverted.

Ashley: [sees the Tardis] What is that?
The: That's how Clara and I got here.
Ashley: In a box?
The: Technically, in a telephone kiosk.
Ashley: [laughs] How?
The: Because it's a spaceship in disguise. Do you know what the big problem is in telling fantasy and reality apart?
Ashley: What?
The: They're both ridiculous.

The: What's this polar base for? Why are you all here?
Ashley: It's a long story.

Ashley: [on the raido link] Shona? Shona, what's wrong?
Shona: We've got ghosts!
Ashley: Ghosts?
Shona: Yeah, yeah, there's a skeleton man and a girl in a nightie!
[the Doctor and Clara walk into the Polar Laboratory]