The Best Baroness von Krimm Quotes

Baroness: Well, a tall, good-looking man for a change. And I thought this party was going to be such a bore.
Col. Hogan: Keep talking. You're raising the fur on the leg of my neck.
Baroness: What is it you Americans always say? Um... "Where have you been all my life?"
Col. Hogan: Right here. And don't go out much anymore.
Baroness: Of course. You're a prisoner.
Col. Hogan: It only hurts when I'm awake. You live in Hammelburg?
Baroness: Mmm. Part of it, dear. We have a nice little house just outside of town. I would love for you to see it sometime.
Col. Hogan: Yeah, so would I, but I have an arrangement with the management. And I don't escape, and they don't shoot me.
Baroness: Well, if you ever do escape, Colonel, please drop in.
Col. Hogan: Keep the swastika burning in the window.
Baroness: Ah.