The Best Buddy Quotes

Buddy: I heard Dwight tell the professor that there could be a poltergeist in the house and that we could all be in danger!
Shorty: Aww, naaaaw son! NOT A POLTERGEIST! What's a poltergeist?

Buddy: Hey, Cind.
Cindy: Hey, Buddy.
Buddy: [punches her in the boob] Open chest! Oh, come on. You gotta be quicker than that A cup.
[Cindy crawls up]
Theo: Hey, guys.
[all the guys say hello and look at her sexually]
Theo: Well, are you boys gonna sit there with your mouths open or is someone gonna offer me a seat?
[everyone pushes their chairs towards her]
Dwight: [Dwight pushes wheelchair towards her and sits on Ray's leg] I warmed it up for you. It's the best seat in the house.
Ray: Second best.
[Ray touches Dwight's hair]

Cindy: You know, you really are my best friend, Cindy.
Cindy: Thanks, Brenda.
Buddy: Hey are you guys okay?
Brenda: Hell, yeah. It's gonna take more than a bag of bones to scare me.
Hell: Wedgie!
Cindy: Oh my God! Brenda, do something!
Brenda: Okay!
Hell: [Brenda runs away]
Cindy: I thought I was your best friend?
Brenda: Was. I'ma miss you, girl!

Ray: What do you think, tucked in, or out?
[reveals he's talking about his penis, which is tucked between his legs]
Buddy,25976: OH! OUT!

Buddy: Are you okay, Dwight?
Dwight: I can't... I can't feel my legs...
[pause]
Dwight: Aaahahaha! I can't feel my legs!
Ray: You never could.
Dwight: Hey... you stay out of this, all right?