The Best Businessman Quotes

Businessman: What the hell are they?
[the smog clears to reveal giant crabs]
The: Macra.

The: The Macra used to be the scourge of this galaxy. Gas... they fed off gas, the filthier the better. They built up a small Empire, using humans as slaves and mining gas for food.
Businessman: They don't exactly look like empire-builders to me.
The: Well, that was billions of years ago. Billions. They must have devolved down here; now they're just beasts. But they're still hungry. And my friend's down there.

Businessman: Excuse me. Is that legal?
The: Sorry, motorway patrol
[coughs]
The: whatever. Have you got any water?
Businessman: Certainly, I'll not let it be said I've lost my manners.