The Best Capt. Pratt Quotes

Capt. Pratt: Well, you are, Doctor, I am afraid, what George Orwell described in "Nineteen Eighty-Four" as an "unperson."

Capt. Pratt: In your case, we'll submit to Quartermaster a request to rescind the Certificate of Death on T.A. Form 10-stroke-249 in triplicate, accompanied by an SF88-stroke-1107, signed by three officers of equal or higher rank, followed by a personal written report on Form 63-stroke-EBY by a ranking officer who actually saw the deceased not die - uh, in triplicate.
Hawkeye: What does all this come to when you boil it down?
Col. Sherman T. Potter: That is boiled down.