The Best Clive Quotes

Clive: [completely calm] Preacher shot my dick off. See?
[shows it to the other men, some are vomiting]
Clive: An incredible shot. Just took it clean off. It's alright. It doesn't hurt that much at all, you know? Not really.

Clive: [running towards the church with a musket in his hands] Foodcourt! Foodcourt! Foodcourt!