The Best Doc Quotes

Doc: Your file says you've got a degree from NYU. What in?
Dalton: Philosophy.
Doc: Any particular discipline?
Dalton: No. Not really. Man's search for faith. That sort of shit.
Doc: Come up with any answers?
Dalton: Not too many.
Doc: How's a guy like you end up a bouncer?
Dalton: Just lucky I guess.

Doc: What the hell is wrong with you, Brad? Have you lost your mind?
Brad: [on Dalton] He's a drifter, you know. To see you wind up with someone like that, it's a shame.
Doc: This has nothing to do with him.
Brad: Well, you get him out of here, Elizabeth. 'cause if you don't, he's going down. And I'm not gonna lose a second's sleep about it.

Doc: Do you always carry your medical record around with you?
Dalton: Saves time.

Doc: You know, for that line of work I thought you'd be bigger.
Dalton: Gee, I've never heard that before.

Doc: Is this the part where you tell me what a great guy your friend is?
Wade: Not hardly. This is the part where I tell you I want you for myself.
Doc: [laughs]
Dalton: Oh, yo. Whatever he's saying, you can be fairly sure it's a lie.
Wade: [giving Dalton a look and her a longer look] Don't bet on it.

Doc: Do you enjoy pain?
Dalton: Pain don't hurt.
Doc: Most of my patients would disagree with you.