The Best Sunshine Parker Quotes

Emmett: Calling me 'sir' is like putting an elevator in an outhouse, it don't belong. I'm Emmett.

Emmett: I swear he does that just to piss me off!
Dalton: Who does?
Emmett: Brad Wesley!

Emmett: Calling me sir is like putting an elevator in an outhouse. It don't belong.

Emmett: It ain't the money ya understand, but if I don't charge ya somethin' the Presbyterians around here are likely to pray for my ruination. How does a hundred dollars a month strike ya?
Dalton: Fine.
Emmett: Can ya afford that much?
Dalton: If it keeps you in the good graces of the church.
Emmett: Ain't it peculiar how money seems to do that very thing?