The Best Earl Johnson Quotes

God: Hey, does this mean you're not angry at your dad anymore?
Lucifer: No, I'm not angry. I'm bloody furious.

God: [after waking up from his "God" persona] What this? What-What just happened?
Lucifer: What are you talking about? We just beat Santa.

Lucifer: Okay, you've all been chosen to help with a very special mission called "Operation: Help Lucifer Escape from the Hospital".
God: Mm, it's a little on the nose, son.
Lucifer: You are literally the judgiest person in the universe.

God: So this is your big plan for busting us out of here. Encouraging a man to steal underwear.

Charlotte: I guess humanity isn't entirely awful. They did make vodka. Roller coasters. Triple creme Brie.
God: You hear about dancing?
Charlotte: Yes, I actually did some of that on a table, once.