The Best Half-Face Man Quotes

Half: Where is another one?
Clara: I don't know, but I know where he would be, where he will always be. If The Doctor is still The Doctor, he will at my back.

The: You realize, of course, one of us is lying about our basic programming?
Half: Yes.
The: And I think we both know who that is.

Half: The restaurant is closed.

Half: Self-destruction is against my basic programming.
The: Murder is against mine!