The Best Hilary Nicholson Quotes

Agnes: How's your drink?
Hilary: It tastes like cider.
Agnes: It is. Bulmers.
Hilary: I asked for champagne.
Agnes: Well you can fuck off.

Agnes: And as for you, ya fifty pence pole dancer!
Hilary: Is that the very best you can do?
Agnes: No, I feel sorry for the fucking pole!