The Best Paddy Houlihan Quotes

Agnes: Dermot, what's a blow job?
Dermot: 20 quid, mammy.
Agnes: They change the fecking language every day!

Buster: Oh, that Robin.
Agnes: Who's Robbin'
Buster: Me.
Agnes: You wanna give that up son.
Dermot: No Mammy, he not going to be robbin', he's going to BE Robin.
Agnes: When?
Dermot: In a few days.
Agnes: He's not robbin today.
Dermot: Obviously.
Agnes: Be he's going to be robbin' and you think thats alright?
Dermot: Mammy, you're getting confused.
Buster: Dermot, can I explain?
Dermot: This should be good.
Buster: You see Mrs Brown, Robin is good and I'm going to be Robin, so if I'm Robin Robin, then there will be no robbin' because Robin he's not into robbin'
Agnes: Like Batman and Robin.
Buster: Yeah.
Dermot: Seriously? You got it from that?
Agnes: I thought it was perfectly clear.