The Best Marya Quotes

Marya: Who cares about rocket fuel? They're not bombing Moscow with their rockets, just London.
Col. Hogan: Then what were you after?
Marya: We cannot trust Hitler to shoot all his own generals. Some, we must take care of ourselves.

Col. Hogan: What am I supposed to do with the rocket after I get it?
Marya: Fly it off to Moscow.
Col. Hogan: London.
Marya: Moscow.
Col. Hogan: London.
Marya: We shall flip for it, agreed?

Marya: Klink, darling, I have come back to you.
Col. Klink: To me?

Marya: Do not salute me, Hogan. Kiss me.

[last lines]
Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Berlin is calling every minute. "What happened to the Duke of York?" NOTHING IS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DUKE OF YORK!
Col. Robert E. Hogan: Bad scene, Major.
Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Hogan, I will not go down alone. If my head is to roll, all heads will roll.
Col. Wilhelm Klink: Except, Major, I quite clearly had no part in this whole affair. Therefore...
Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: All heads will roll!
Col. Wilhelm Klink: All heads will roll, that's quite democratic.
Marya: Poor Putzie. So handsome and so unlucky.
Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Traitors, all of you. I fully intend... Hogan, why are you so composed?
Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, it's obvious, Major. You've already figured how to turn this to your advantage.
Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: I have?
Col. Wilhelm Klink: He has?
Col. Robert E. Hogan: Of course. The ultimate weapon didn't quite work out. But the Major has a plan to cripple the entire Russian rocket program.
Col. Wilhelm Klink: He has?
Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Go on, Hogan.
Col. Robert E. Hogan: You're pulling my leg. You're not arranging right now for Zagoskin to escape to Russia? Of course you are. He'll do for them what he's done for you. That's worthy of Himmler himself, Major.
Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Hogan, I...
Marya: Major Hochstetter is a genius, Putzie. He has saved us all.
Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Ja, I believe I have.
Col. Robert E. Hogan: You're still going to send me home, aren't you?
Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Of course not. Take him away, Klink. Back to Stalag 13.
Col. Wilhelm Klink: Schultz, take him away.
Col. Robert E. Hogan: Cruel, sir, cruel.
Marya: Sensational.
Col. Robert E. Hogan: Adequate.

Marya: Kiss me first, then tell me how clever I am.

Col. Hogan: But you might defect.
Count: You could get me out of Germany?
Col. Hogan: It's possible.
Count: But I would be branded. They would consider me the lead of the spy ring I was sent to catch. They would take vengeance on my wife.
Marya: You love her that much, Waffie?
Count: I will defect.