The Best Max Capricorn Quotes

[commercial for Max Capricorn Cruise lines]
Max: Max Capricorn Cruise Lines. The fastest, the furthest. The best. And I should know, because... My name is Max!
[he grins; light glints off his gold tooth with an audible "ping"]

The: "And I should know, because... "
Max: My name is Max!
[his gold teeth makes a sparkle like in the commercial]
The: It really does that?

The: Two thousand people on this ship, six billion underneath us, all of them slaughtered, and why? Because Max Capricorn is a loser!
Max: I never lose!
The: You can't even sink the Titanic!