The Best Old Man Oliver Quotes

Eric: [Eric and Johnston are walking around a dilapidated house, Johnston begins to cough] Dad, are you okay?
Johnston: I'm fine, don't worry about me
[knocks on door]
Johnston: .
Johnston: [they continue walking and someone steps out in front of them, cocking a gun] Oh Oliver, would you stop that.
Old: Sorry Johnston, thought you were aliens. Were under attack, by aliens! Don't you know?
Johnston: Yes we do, that's why we're here. Do you have your ham radio?
Old: [grumbles] For you
[pauses]
Old: Fifty cents.
Eric: Oliver!
Old: Well I need my fifty cents.
Old: [Johnston pulls out a dollar and hands it to Oliver] Okay, I'll get your change.