The Best Sargon Quotes

Sargon: [robbing a bank] It is finally time for Sargon the Sorcerer to claim his reward! Oh, and buy that beautiful timeshare in Bogota.
The: [speeding in with Sara] Come on, man, Beebo? Is nothing sacred?
Sara: You know, it's a smart move. Distracting all the fuzz with giant fuzz, but someone should have told you. Beebo, he's off-limits.