The Best Victor Kennedy Quotes

Victor: You will surrender to me, Doctor! Or this one
[points to Elton]
Victor: dies. You see, I've read about you, Doctor. I've studied you. So passionate! So sweet! You wouldn't let an innocent man die. And I'll absorb him. Unless you give yourself to me!
The: [scratches the back of his neck] Sweet? Maybe. Passionate? I suppose. But don't ever mistake that for "nice" !

The: You're not from Raxacoricofallapatorius, are you?
Victor: No, I'm not! They're swine! I spit on them! I was born on their twin planet.
The: Really? What's the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius?
Victor: Clom.

Elton: [VO] And that's when it all changed. That Tuesday night in March. That's when he arrived.
Victor: Lights.
Elton: [VO] That's when we met Victor Kennedy and the Golden Age was gone.
Victor: So, we met at last. "LINDA!"
Mr. Skinner: Pleased to me you, sir. I'm sorry, was the music too loud?
Victor: No, no, no, I don't shake hands. Back, back. I suffer from a skin complaint. Ex-ee-ma.
Elton: Oh, you mean Eczema.
Victor: Oh, this is worse. Much worse. I blister to the touch. Back, back all of you further, further. Thank you.
Elton: Sorry, don't mind me asking, but who are you?
Victor: I am your salvation.

Victor: You've dabbled with aliens... now meet the genuine article!