The Best Bud Baxter Quotes

Bud: How do you like my new attention getter?
Mike: Pretty good for a white guy.

Mike: Are you really sure you should date your employees?
Bud: I know, don't crap where you eat.
Mike: In Reno, you might not have a choice.

Bud: Hey, hang on, I haven't said hello to your beautiful bride...
Vanessa: Hi.
Bud: [hugs Vanessa] and to my *smart* granddaughter
[hugs Eve]
Bud: and to my...
Mandy: Even smarter, more beautiful granddaughter?
Bud: Sure.
[hugs Mandy]