The Best Dr. Ed Quotes

Dr. Ed: We weren't sure if you'd ever wake up. You sustained quite a few injuries. The trauma to your head was...
Dr. Cassandra Railly: What happened?
Dr. Ed: The factory. Some kind of explosion.
Dr. Cassandra Railly: Cole. Where's Cole?
Dr. Ed: We haven't had any patients from the explosion besides you for six months. It's a miracle you're still alive.
Dr. Cassandra Railly: Six months?
Dr. Ed: You were out for quite some time. The explosion happened in 1957. It's now 1958.

Dr. Ed: The kid with the bug bite and the rash.
Dr. Cassandra Railly: I told you, it's lyme...
Dr. Ed: Look, I went through this whole book. I've called every colleague I have. Not one of them has ever heard of anything calling Lyme disease, or watermelon disease, or potato disease, either. Look, I got really good marks in med school.
Dr. Cassandra Railly: The patient needs Penicilin V or he'll die. Trust me. Have I been wrong yet?