The Best K-9 Quotes

Mickey: Okay, no time to explain, we need to get inside the school. Do you have, like, I don't know, a lock picking device?
K9: We are in a car.
Mickey: Maybe a drill attachment?
K9: We are in a car.
Mickey: Fat lot of good you are
K9: We are in a car.
Mickey: Wait a second. We're in a car.
K9: Affirmative.
Mickey: [shouts out window] Get back!
[crashes car through main doors]

The: [sadly, after K9 has offered to sacrifice himself] You good dog.
K9: [wags his tail] Affirmative!

Mr. Finch: You... bad dog!
K9: Affirmative!