20 Best Killer Croc Quotes

Killer: You're guano, bats!

The: So, I hear You-Know-Who nailed The Mad Hatter last week...
The: No kidding! He sure gets around for one guy.
Two: Yeah, well, that's where you're wrong. I don't think it is one guy.
Killer: Huh?
Two: The way I figure it, Gordon's got a bunch of them stashed someplace, like a S.W.A.T. team. He wants you to think it's one guy, but...
The: Ah, you're always seeing double.
The: It's obvious our caped friend suffered some crime-related trauma when he was younger. Perhaps an over-anxious mugger blew off a piece of his face.
The: Sure, he could be all gross and disgusting under that mask!
[Dent, who was adding cream to his coffee, crushes the carton]
The: Uh, no offense, Harv.
Two: Just deal...
Killer: Well, you know what I think?
The: Not the robot theory again...
Killer: Well, he could be.

Two: Poison Ivy.
Poison: It's been a long time, Harvey. You're still looking around halfway decent.
Two: Half of me wants to strangle ya.
Poison: And what does the other half want?
Two: To hit ya with a truck.
Poison: We used to date.
The: Ah.

Killer: It would have gone down smooth if you hadn't butted in. But hey, I'm adaptable. When you grow up looking like I do, you gotta learn to go with the flow.

Two: [finishing his "almost got him" Batman story] ... And if it weren't for this blasted coin... I would have got him.
The: Gee, that's too bad, Harv, but I guess you'll always come in second. Anybody else want to go?
Killer: [hits the table] ME! There I was, holed up in this quarry, when Batman came nosing around. He was getting closer... Closer...
Poison: And...?
Killer: I threw a rock at him!
[everyone stares in dead silence]
Poison: So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?
Killer: It was a big rock...
Two: They actually let him keep it!

Killer: [waiting in ambush] Come on in, Batman. The water's fine.
Bane: [smashing through the wall] He is mine to destroy, monster!
Killer: Over my dead body!
Bane: As you wish.

Billy the Seal Boy: Why, Croc? Why'd you turn on us like that? We could've helped you. We could've done something.
Killer: You said you could be yourself out here, remember? I guess that's what I was doing. Being myself.

Killer: You want a piece of me? Think you can take the champ?
Batman: You're pumped full of sedative, Croc. You won't get far.
Killer: Farther than you!

[the Joker wins the poker game]
Poison: Awww...
Two: No way!
Killer: Forget this!
The: Let me see those cards!

Batman: I didn't think you'd mind some company.
Killer: Visiting hours are over.
Batman: Hmm... how do these traction things work?
Killer: When my bones heal, I'll show you firsthand.

May: What he said, it's not true, is it?
June: You're being square with us, aren't you, Croc?
Killer: Of course I am! I ain't the one who attacked big boy in his sleep, am I?
Billy the Seal Boy: What are we gonna do?
Killer: Get rid of him.
Richard: What do you mean?
Killer: If he gets loose, he'll bring 'em all down on us. No one's safe! The Bat's gotta go.

Two: Whose deal is it?
The: Mine. I find your middling machinations mildly diverting. But, for sheer criminal genius, none surpasses my most recent ornithologically-inspired entoilment.
The: Smaller words, please. You're losing Croc.
Killer: [Confused] Uhhh...

Killer: It's your last hunt, Bats. And now you're the prey.
Billy the Seal Boy: Croc, no! Don't do this!
May: You can't!
June: It's not right.
Killer: I can, and I will!

Killer: You know, they used to call Killer Croc the meanest dude in the wrestling federation. Now, they'll call him the guy who iced the Batman.
Batman: Don't hold your breath.

Killer: You'd think one of us would've got 'im by now...
The: I've come the closest.
Poison: Are you kidding? I was the one who nearly...
Two: [pounds the table] Nobody's come closer to stopping the Batman than ME!
[a squabble breaks out, which the Joker ends with a whistle]
The: The fact is each of us has their own "almost got 'im" story to tell...

Scarface: Court is now in session! The Good People of Arkham Asylum vs. the self-righteous vigilante called Batman! Our prosecutor is ready, likewise our fair and impartial jury!
The: Hang him!
Harley: Shoot him!
Killer: Hit him with a rock!
Scarface: And now, all rise for the most honorable, most benevolent, most merciful Judge Joker!
The: [bangs gavel] Guilty!
D.A. Janet Van Dorn: I was promised a chance to defend my client!
The: Oh, very well. Like it'll make a difference.

Det. Harvey Bullock: Croc? How did you?
Killer: Escape? Simple. The guards don't think about the sewers. No one does except me.
Det. Harvey Bullock: It was you who set me up for Spider and Joey?
Killer: You got it. I wanted you to sweat it out in a cell for a while, like I did. To know what it feels like, the way I do.

Killer: Let's go. Move it.
Jervis: Indeed. Can't keep the judge waiting.
Two: You've said it yourself, lady. Batman made every one of us.
Jervis: So, we're placing him before the bar to face our justice.
Janet: And me?
Two: Basic 50/50 option. You get him off, you both go free. He goes down... ya take the fall with him.
Jervis: Amusing idea, what? Kidnapping you to be Batman's attorney.
Two: Personally, I suggested a quick slug between the eyes, but I lost the coin toss.

[a woman approaches the archcriminals' table]
Killer: Scram, lady! This is a private...
[Poison Ivy kicks the chair out from underneath Croc]

Killer: What's a freak show doin' in the middle of nowhere?
June: You're one to talk, Lizard Lips!