The Best Thug Quotes

James: [inspecting a case full of guns] Looks like for once Otero wasn't exaggerating.
Thug: You know Otero?
José: His kid.
Thug: Danny?
José: Yeah.
Thug: He's four.
James: Kids these days, huh?

James: [holding two thugs at gunpoint, who've just come out of a bakery with big metal cases] That don't look like bread, cupcake.
Thug: Who the hell are you?
José: Health inspector, shithead. Surprise inspection. Drop your gun.
James: "Health inspector"?
José: What?
James: I think you could've done a little better, that's all.
José: Well, if your plan wasn't half-baked...
James: Nice. Got me when I yeast expected it.