The Best Gene Lundy Quotes

Sheldon: Are you head of the drama department?
Mr. Lundy: And the coach of the girl's volleyball team, which if you ask me is the real drama department.
Sheldon: Was that a joke?
Mr. Lundy: I thought so.

Gene: I am the organ grinder, and the world is my monkey.

Gene: If God didn't want people to wear makeup, he would have made them less ugly.