The Best Ma Mayhem Quotes

Ma: Well, boys, we did it. Got the whole set.
Slim: Oh, yeah, we did it, all right, but while we were wasting time with this, we could've stolen stuff worth ten times as much.
Ma: [grabbing him] Nothing could be worth more than these jewels. You hear me? Nothing! This is the first swag your father and I ever stole together. We swore we'd never fence it. It's all I have left of him now that he's... gone.
Carl: But, Ma, dad's not dead. He just ran off with...
[getting slapped]
Carl: Hey!
Ma: Don't ever talk that way about your father.

Ma: This is getting old, Batman.
Terry: Look who's talking.

Ma: Ha. The tramp. Get it off her.
[Slim studies the case]
Ma: Carl.
Slim: [Carl smashes it] There could have been an alarm.
Ma: There wasn't. Now, let's get out of here before pointy ears shows his mug again.
Batman: Too late.

Ma: [to a butler in a house she's robbing] Do they really pay you enough for this?

Ma: [hearing the eggbaby crying] What's that?
Carl: It's a baby. Sort of. I can't make it stop.
Slim: Here, give it to me. I can figure it out.
Ma: [they try to make it stop] Here. Give it to Mama. Kind of reminds me of when you two were little.
[giving it back]
Ma: Get rid of it.
Carl: [going to a window] You sure? It's kind of cute.
Ma: Toss it!
Carl: But, Ma, maybe we could sell it.
Ma: Carl, I'm getting angry.
Carl: Okay, okay. Sorry, kid.
[he drops it; Batman swoops down to save it and, on his way up, sticks out his tongue]