The Best Ms. MacElroy Quotes

Ms. MacElroy: I don't think I have anything left to teach Sheldon. I'm pretty sure he's already smarter than me.

Ms. MacElroy: That's sweet of you for askin', but I'd rather stick my finger in a pencil sharpener and crank away.

Ms. Ingram: [in the teachers' break room] I mean, why'd I bother becoming a teacher? He knows what I'm gonna say before I say it, or I say it and look like a dumbbell.
Ms. MacElroy: Mm-hmm.
Sheldon: [flashback] Ms. Ingram, may I offer a suggestion?
Ms. Ingram: [trying to hold back her frustration] What?
Sheldon: Never mind. You do it your way.
Ms. Ingram: No, no. You tell me. Tell me how I'm wrong.
Sheldon: You assumed an extra axiom of Euclidian geometry without stating it.
Coach: [returning to the break room] Was he right?
Ms. Ingram: 'Course he's right. He's always right.
Ms. MacElroy: Tell you what I do. I send him on little errands. Like, the other day, I told him "Go to the supply room and get me a framastan."
Coach: What's a framastan?
Ms. MacElroy: No such thing. I made it up.
[they share a laugh]
Ms. MacElroy: He was gone the whole period!
Coach: That's genius.
Ms. Ingram: I'm using that.
Ms. MacElroy: Don't use "framastan". That's mine.