The Best Oscar Quotes

Oscar: [on Sheldon's dorm room] Didn't I see some lady in there?
Sheldon: That's my mom.
Oscar: Dude, his mom is hot.
Darren: What is wrong with you?
[to Sheldon]
Darren: Don't listen to him. He thinks any female with a pulse is hot.
Oscar: I don't think *your* mom is hot.