The Best Pat Quotes

Pat: [Sheldon, Dr Linkletter and Dr. Sturgis walk into a bar run by a woman named Pat] Look. You seem like nice folk, but yankees ain't popular around here. I suggest you be on your way.
Dr. Linkletter: Sorry to have troubled you.
[turning to the others]
Dr. Linkletter: Let's go.
Sheldon: Excuse me. My colleagues may be from the north, but for your information, I'm a Texan, born and bred. I know that real chili has no beans, and when my meemaw says, 'Bless your heart', she means something very different. Now my friend here is in need of help. And since our state motto is literally 'Friendship', may he please use your phone?
Pat: Well, dang.
[produces a phone from behind the bar]