The Best Rabbi Schneiderman Quotes

Rabbi: [Sheldon consults a rabbi to explore becoming 'a Jewish person'] All right, here's what I'm gonna tell you to do: Read your Bible.
Sheldon: Already did. Cover to cover.
Rabbi: Really!
Sheldon: Quiz me.
Rabbi: No, that's OK, I believe you. All right, my advice to you is to stay with the faith of your parents.
Sheldon: What else y'got?
Rabbi: OK. Then I'm goin' to tell you to be your own man.
Sheldon: But I want to be a great scientist like Albert Einstein.
Rabbi: Sheldon, when your days are over, God will never ask you, 'Why weren't you Einstein?' But he might ask you, 'Why weren't you Sheldon?'