Top 200 Quotes From Sean Connery

James: You're marvelously well equipped.
Fatima: Thank you, James. So are you.

Kerim: Take a look. You should remember him. This man kills for pleasure.
James: [Sarcastically] Nice face.

[to the shark that almost bit him]
James: You can tell of the one that got away.

[Indiana Jones walks over after climbing up from the cliff and Professor Henry Jones grabs him in hug]
Professor: I thought I'd lost you boy.
Indiana: I thought you had too Sir.
Professor: [moves back and attempts to compose himself] Well... well done. Come on.
[Professor Henry Jones walks away and Indiana Jones collapses to the ground in exhaustion]
Professor: [looks back and frowns] Why are you sitting there resting when we're so near the end?

[Nazi Colonel Vogel is torturing Henry to get answers]
Colonel: Tell me about this miserable little diary of yours. The book is useless and yet you come all the way back to Berlin to get it. Why?
[he slaps Henry in the face with his glove]
Colonel: Why?
[he slaps him again]
Colonel: What are you hiding?
[he slaps him again]
Colonel: What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us?
[he tries to slap him again; Henry grabs his wrist, stopping him]
Professor: [through his teeth] It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try *reading* books instead of *burning* them!

Captain: Before we sailed, I dispatched a letter to Admiral Padorin, in which I announced our intention... to defect.
Kamarov: In the name of God, why?
Captain: When he reached the New World, Cortez burned his ships. As a result, his men were well motivated.

Small: Nigel Small-Fawcett. British Embassy. Nassau.
James: How do you do, Nigel?
Small: Sorry I'm late. But, as you're one of these undercover johnnies, I took the precaution of not being followed.
James: And that's why you shouted my name across the harbor.
Small: Oh, God! Did I? Oh, I'm sorry. Damn! Damn! Sorry, I'm rather new to all this.

James: How can a friend be in debt?

Tatiana: [trying on dresses] I will wear this one in Piccadilly.
James: You won't. They've just passed some new laws there.

James: I'm truly sorry to have to dash off like this, but, there's been a bit of a flap at the office.
Pat: What kind of work do you do, anyway?
James: Oh, I travel... a sort of - licensed troubleshooter.

James: [Bond has overpowered Mr Jones on an isolated road] Now talk!
Jones: [Breathlessly] Alright! Let me have a cigarette.
Jones: [Bond gives him the packet of cigarettes. Jones starts gasping for air. Bond grabs him] To hell with you!

James: My name is Bond.
Patricia: Oh, you're Mr. Bond. I believe I'm having you in half an hour.
James: Oh, splendid. Your room or mine?

Miss: [Talking on the phone] A red square with a spike through it?
Bond: Yes, I think it's a tong sign: the Red Dragon from Macao. Ask Records to verify it, will you?
Miss: Uh, sorry, sweetie. You're off duty. File it till you get back.
Bond: Moneypenny, next time I see you, I'll put you across my knee.
Miss: On yogurt and lemon juice? Ah-ha-ha. I can hardly wait!

James: I'm a friend of Commander Strangways.
Quarrel: Now, ain't that nice. I like people who's friends of people.

Hotel: One medium dry vodka martini, mixed like you said, sir, and not stirred.
James: Thank you.

Pat: Funny-looking bruise. A fall?
James: A poker, in the hands of a widow.
Pat: Really? I'd have thought you were just the type for a widow.
James: Not this one. He didn't like me at all.

James: What's the score with Largo?
Small: Oh, he's highly visible in these parts. Enormously wealthy. Owns the biggest boat in the Caribbean...
James: You've met him?
Small: Yes. He's charming. I mean - foreign. But, charming, nonetheless.

Leiter: It's gonna be your ass, James.
James: Thank you.

Bond: Madame, I've, uh, come to offer my sincere condolences.
[slugs madame in the jaw]
Bond: My dear Colonel Bouvar, I don't think you should have opened that car door by yourself.

M: They've discovered these attacks are all the work of one man who calls himself the Phantom
Allan: Very operatic. And what's in it for him?
M: Profit.

Donald: Is any of the opposition around?
James: Not in any condition to be worried about.

James: Now, don't worry, Quarrel. Everything's going to be fine.
Quarrel: You say so, Captain. Bottom part of where my belly used to be tells me different.
James: For me, Crab Key's going to be a gentle relaxation.
Felix: From what? Dames?
James: No, from being a clay pigeon.

James: Is it far to the reef?
Fatima: It's far enough. We've got time to kill.

James: Where did you take him on your boat?
Quarrel: [pointing out to sea] You see that, Captain. That there's the Caribbean. That's where. Fishing.

James: Red wine with fish. Well, that should have told me something.
Donald: You may know the right wines, but you're the one on your knees. How does it feel old man?

Pat: Take off your bath robe, please.
Bond: You never say that as if you meant it.
Pat: Arms above your head, please.
[Bond makes a pass]
Pat: Behave yourself, Mr. Bond!

Ramirez: You cannot die, MacLeod. Accept it.
Connor: I hate you!
Ramirez: Good. That is a perfect way to start.

Domino: Thank you, Mister...?
Bond: James Bond. I arrived soon after you went down. I've been admiring your form.
Domino: Have you, now? You're name's James Bond and you've been admiring my form?
Bond: Mm, most girls just paddle around. You swim like a man.
Domino: So do you.
Bond: Well, I've had quite a bit of practice. Do you come here often?
Domino: Whenever I am bored. Practically every day.
Bond: Mm hmm.

Man: Great sport, this!
Woman in a Punt: What?
Man: I said, it's great sport, this punting!
[Their punt passes another one beached behind some reeds, where James and Sylvia are making out]
James: I couldn't agree with him more.
Sylvia: Mmm, I may even give up golf for it.

Miss: [as Bond unzips her towel dress] What's going on behind my back?
James: Nothing. Look, no hands!
[they kiss passionately]

[after making love to the evil Fiona Volpe]
James: My dear girl, don't flatter yourself. What I did this evening was for King and country. You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?
Fiona: But of course, I forgot your ego, Mr. Bond. James Bond, who only has to make love to a women and she stars to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents, then immediately returns to the side of right and virtue... .
[she steps on Bond's foot]
Fiona: ... but not this one!

James: Sylvia, behave! We'll do this again some other time.
Sylvia: Do what? Last time you said that, you went off to Jamaica.
[Starts unbuttoning James' shirt]
Sylvia: I haven't seen you for six months!

[after tying up Benz with his own suit]
James: I'm not mad about his tailor, are you?

Professor: [Examining the broken vase] Late 14th Ming Dynasty. Oh it breaks the heart.
Indiana: And the head. You hit me dad.
Professor: I'll never forgive myself.
Indiana: Don't worry I'm all right.
Professor: Thank God... it's fake. See you can tell with the cross sections.

James: Commander Pederson, are you equipped with the new XT-7B's?
Captain: That's Top Secret! How do you know about them?
James: From a Russian translation of one of your service manuals. Sorry, old boy.

Indiana: It was just the two of us, Dad. That was a lonely way to grow up, lonely for both of us. I can remember the last time we had a drink together; I had a milkshake. But we didn't talk; we've never talked. If you'd been an average and regular father, like all of my friends' dads, you would've understood.
Professor: I was a wonderful father.
Indiana: Yeah, how?
Professor: Did I ever tell you to eat up, go to bed, wash your ears, or do your homework? No. I respected your privacy, and I taught you self-reliance.
Indiana: What you taught me is that I was less important to you than people who've been dead for 500 years in another country. And I learned it so well, that we've hardly spoken for 20 years.
Professor: You left just as you were becoming interesting.
[He closes his diary]
Professor: Okay, I'm here now. So what do you want to talk about?
[Indy finds himself at a loss for words]
Indiana: I... I can't think of... anything.
[Henry looks baffled]
Professor: Then what are you complaining about? We have work to do.
[opens his reclaimed diary and reads from it]
Professor: Now then... he who finds the Holy Grail must face three challenges. First, is the Path of God: Only the penitent man shall pass. Second, is the Word of God: Only in the footsteps of God, shall he proceed. Third, is the Breath of God: Only in a leap from the lion's head, shall he prove his worth.

[refering to the irriating catchphrase Grant keeps repeating]
James: "Old man?" Is that what you chaps in SMERSH call each other?
Donald: SMERSH?
James: [after a pause] Of course... SPECTRE. And it wasn't a Russian show at all. You've been playing us off against each other, haven't you? And it was SPECTRE who killed the Russian agent in the mosque. You?
Donald: [quietly] Uh-huh.
James: Kerim and the other man?
Donald: Uh-huh.
James: And Nash?
Donald: Oh, I don't mind talking. I get a kick out of watching the great James Bond find out what a bloody fool he's been making of himself. We're pros, Mr. Bond. We sweated your recognition code out of one of your men in Tokyo... before he died. I've been keeping tabs on you. I've been your guardian angel. Saved your life at the Gypsy camp.
[there is a short pause as Bond thinks back and remembers]
James: Oh, yes. I'm much obliged.

[James Bond's first scene, winning a game of chemin-de-fer]
James: I admire your courage, Miss...?
Sylvia: Trench. Sylvia Trench. I admire your luck, Mr...?
James: Bond. James Bond.

Jack: [after a torpedo broke up harmlessly on the Red October's hull] What happened?
Capt. Bart Mancuso: Combat tactics, Mr. Ryan. By turning into the torpedo, the captain closed the distance before it could arm itself.
Jack: So that's it?
Captain: Not quite. Right now, Captain Tupolev is removing the safety features on all his weapons. He won't make the same mistake twice.

[first lines]
Madame: The coffin - it has your initials: J.B.
Bond: At the moment, rather him than me.
Madame: At least you've been saved the effort of removing him. Colonel Bouvar passed away in his sleep, so they tell me.
Bond: Mm...
Madame: You sound disappointed you did not kill him yourself.
Bond: I am. Jacques Bouvar murdered two of my colleagues.

[Moneypenny, M, and other officials are listening to Bond's taped interview of Tatiana Romanova]
Tatiana: There are 24 symbols, 16 code keys. It is inserted in a slot and de message comes out in a peppa roll from a nozzle slot on ze other side. The mechanism is... Oh James, James... Will you make love to me all the time in England?
James: Day and night. Go on about the mechanism.

James: You appear tense.
Fatima: You affect me, James.
James: Well, that's bad. Going down, one should always be relaxed.

James: I hope you're not... disappointed.
Tatiana: I will tell you... in the morning.

Sallah: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Junior"?
Professor: That's his name.
[points to himself]
Professor: Henry Jones...
[points to Indy]
Professor: ...Junior.
Indiana: I like "Indiana."
Professor: We named the *dog* Indiana.
Marcus: May we go home now, please?
Sallah: The dog?
[starts laughing]
Sallah: You are named after the dog? HA HA HA...!
Indiana: I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog.

Largo: [Bond has defeated Largo at 'Domination'] It seems like I underestimated you. $267,000.
James: I'll settle for one dance with Domino.
Largo: So. Do you lose as gracefully as you win?
James: I don't know, I've never lost.
Largo: This game has been played, and *I* have lost. That's it.

Captain: You will go with the men in the life rafts. The officers and I will submerge beneath you and scuttle the ship.
Dr. Petrov: You will receive the Order of Lenin for this, Captain!

Bond: Keep in touch.
Pat: Anytime, James. Anyplace.
Bond: Another time, another place.

Miss: Have you got an assignment, James?
James: Yes, Moneypenny. I'm to eliminate all free radicals.
Miss: Ooh. Do be careful.

Indiana: [of Indy's new lover] How did you know she was a Nazi? How did you know she was a Nazi?
Professor: She talks in her sleep.

Dr. No: The Americans are fools. I offered my services; they refused. So did the East. Now they can both pay for their mistake.
James: World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they're Napoleon. Or God.

Professor: Elsa never really believed in the grail. She thought she'd found a prize.
Indiana: And what did you find, Dad?
Professor: Me? Illumination.

Emilio: Pull!
[hits the clay pigeon]
Emilio: What could be easier?
Bond: Huh! Perhaps you'd call one for me.
Emilio: Of course. Pull!
Bond: Seems terribly difficult.
[hits the clay pigeon while shooting from the hip]
Bond: No, it isn't, is it?
Emilio: No...

James: How about a cigarette?
Donald: Not a chance.
James: I'll pay for it.
Donald: What with?
James: Fifty gold sovereigns.

Allan: I may have been overly rude earlier... when I called you a pirate.
Captain: And I may have been overly charitable... when I said I wasn't. But I try to live in the now... where the ghosts of old wrongs do not abide.

Fatima: Hello, James. I'm Fatima Blush.
James: You ski very well.
Fatima: I do many things very well.

Ramirez: The sensation you are feeling is the quickening.
Connor: Who are you?
Ramirez: We are the same, MacLeod. We are *brothers*!

Emilio: Someone has to lose.
Bond: Yes, I thought I saw a specter at your shoulder.
Emilio: What do you mean?
Bond: The specter of defeat. That your luck was due to change.
Emilio: We'll soon find out.

James: Tell me, does the toppling of American missiles really compensate for having no hands?

James: What exactly are we going down for?
Fatima: Sport - and a little fun.

Captain: You're afraid of our fleet. Well, you should be. Personally, I'd give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?

James: Is it conceivable that he could have used a false eye?
M: Oh, do come along, Bond! Let's think of a more logical explanation, shall we?

Professor: And in this sort of race, there's no silver medal for finishing second.

[Fatima Blush lands in James Bond's arms when she water-skis up the ramp to the bar]
Fatima: Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet.
James: Yes, but my martini is still dry. My name is James.

Rodney: So, how did M get you?
Allan: None of your business.
Mina: You're a little testy, Mr. Q.
Allan: Mrs. Harker, I doubt if you measure danger the way I do.
Mina: And I imagine you with quite the library, Mr. Quatermain. All those books you must have read merely by looking at their covers.
Allan: I've had women along on past exploits, and found them to be, at best, a distraction.
Mina: Do I distract you?
Allan: My dear girl, I've buried two wives and many lovers... and I'm in no mood for more of either.
Rodney: You can send 'em my way.
Allan: Skinner, shut up.

James: My dear, uncooperative Domino.
Domino: How do you know that? How do you know my friends call me Domino?
James: It's on the bracelet on your ankle.
Domino: So... what sharp little eyes you've got.
James: Wait 'til you get to my teeth.

Domino: That feels *so* good.
James: It certainly does.
Domino: Excuse me?
James: It *certainly does* need it. You have slight lesions in the upper vertebrae.

Miss: What should I say to an invitation from a strange gentleman?
James: You should say yes.
Miss: [shaking her head] I should say maybe.
James: Three o'clock at my hotel? Maybe?
Miss: Yes. Maybe.

Domino: Oh! Could you go a little lower, please.
James: Lower?
Domino: Yes, please. Yes. Oh, right there. Oh, it feels *so* good!

James: I won't need one of these where I'm going.
Q: Where's that or - are you not allowed to say?
James: The Bahamas.
Q: Oh, lucky, bloody you!

Allan: Chilao!
[a target is slung into the ocean. Sawyer hoists the elephant gun]
Allan: Aim.
Tom: That's easy.
Allan: Adjust for wind and target movement.
Tom: That's easy, too.
Allan: Here's the part that's not. You have to feel the shot. Take your time with it. You have all the time you need. All the time in the world.

Allan: [after the exploration pod has been stolen] We can track it.
Captain: Track it? I intend to catch it!

Captain: I miss the peace of fishing like when I was a boy. Forty years I've been at sea. A war at sea. A war with no battles, no monuments... only casualties. I widowed her the day I married her. My wife died while I was at sea, you know.

James: Don't worry. I'm not supposed to be here, either. Are you alone?
Honey: What are you doing here? Are you looking for shells?
James: No, I'm just looking.
Honey: Stay where you are.
James: I promise you, I won't steal your shells.
Honey: I promise you, you won't either.
[Bond moves closer. Honey pulls out her dagger]
Honey: Stay where you are!
James: I can assure you, my intentions are strictly honorable.

James: Both hands on the wheel, Mr. Jones, I'm a very nervous passenger.

Ramirez: [singing] B-A-L-A-N-C-E, balance...
Connor: I don't like boats, I don't like water. I'm a man, not a fish!
Ramirez: Oh, you complain endlessly.
Connor: You look like a woman, you stupid haggis!

Ramirez: [after MacLeod misses him with his sword] Crude and slow clansman, your attack was no better then that of a clumsy child.
Connor: This cannot be, it's the devil's work.
Ramirez: You cannot die, MacLeod, accept it.
Connor: [laughs before realising Ramirez was serious] I hate you.
Ramirez: Good. That is a perfect place to start.

Allan: [being lead down a staircase that doesn't seem to end] Where are we going? Australia?

James: Hello, again. I do owe you an explanation. My name is Bond, James Bond. May I offer you a drink?

[last lines]
Captain: "... and the sea will grant each man new hope, as sleep brings dreams of home." Christopher Columbus.
Jack: Welcome to the New World, Captain.

Captain: Re-verify our range to target... one ping only.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: Captain, I - I - I just...
Captain: Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: Aye, Captain.

[Indiana Jones and Professor Jones Sr. are trapped between a room on fire and a room full of Nazis]
Professor: Our situation has not improved.

Sanderson: There is great unrest. Countries set at each other's throats, baying for blood. It's a powder-keg. The trouble of which I speak could set a match to the whole thing: War.
Allan: Wi-With whom, exactly?
Sanderson: Everyone. A world war.
Allan: That notion makes you sweat?
Sanderson: Heavens, man. Doesn't it you?
Allan: This is Africa, dear boy. Sweating is what we do.

Doctor: Miss Fearing tells me you're making fine progress. But, I must say, you're looking a bit peaked this morning.
James: I was up all night.
Doctor: Don't overdo it. A herbal enema should fix you up.

James: Crab Key begins to interest me. What else do we know about this Chinese gentleman?
Felix: Nothing much, except his name: Dr. No.

[Indy has untied a boat as a diversion for the Nazis]
Indiana: Come on, Dad! Come on!
Professor: What about the boat? We're not going on the boat?

[to Tom Sawyer]
Allan: May this new century be yours, son, as the old one was mine.

James: I'm hungry. Let's go out and eat.
Miss: I'll make you a Chinese dinner here.
James: No. I'm feeling Italian and musical. Let's go to the Mountain Grill.
Miss: I'd rather stay here. It's more fun. Alone.
James: Yes. But, I don't want you getting dishpan hands.

[the Russian Alpha submarine shoots a torpedo at the Red October]
Capt. Vasili Borodin: Torpedo impact, 20 seconds.
Captain: [to Ryan] What books?
Jack: [confused] Pardon me?
Captain: What books did you write?
Jack: I wrote a biography of, of Admiral Halsey, called "The Fighting Sailor", about, uh, naval combat tactics...
Captain: I know this book!
Capt. Vasili Borodin: Torpedo impact...
Captain: Your conclusions were all wrong, Ryan...
Capt. Vasili Borodin: ...10 seconds.
Captain: ...Halsey acted stupidly.
[Ryan is dumbfounded that Ramius' mind is about book criticism, while they are about to be hit by a torpedo within a few seconds]
Capt. Vasili Borodin: 9, 8, 7, 6...
[Ryan looks worriedly at captain Mancuso]
Capt. Vasili Borodin: 5, 4, 3, 2...
[everyone prepares for the impact]
Capt. Vasili Borodin: Torpedo impact... now.
[the torpedo slams into the bow of Red October and breaks up harmlessly on impact. The Red October is unharmed. The broken shards of the torpedo drift away]
Capt. Bart Mancuso: I'll be damned.
Jack: What happened?
Capt. Bart Mancuso: Combat tactics, Mr. Ryan. By turning into the torpedo, the Captain closed the distance before it could arm itself.

Professor: I find, that if I just sit down to think...
[sits in chair, which tilts backward and opens up a hidden staircase]
Indiana: [falling down hidden staircase] Daaaaad!
Professor: [resetting chair legs] The solution presents itself!

[Honey describes how she killed the man who had raped her]
Honey: I put a black widow spider underneath his mosquito net... a female, they're the worst. It took him a whole week to die.
[Bond looks shocked]
Honey: Did I do wrong?
James: Well, it wouldn't do to make a habit of it.

Q: Rather tasty this is. It looks like a watch, but, it's really a laser. It keeps perfect time.
James: But, for how long?
Q: At least your lifetime.

Ramirez: Why does the sun come up, or are the stars just pinholes in the curtain of night?

James: Your clock, is it correct?
Russian: Always.
James: But of course.
[he walks away, checks his watch, then comes back]
James: Excuse me, you did say your clock was correct?
Russian: Russian clocks are always...
[the hidden tear-gas bomb explodes]

Ramirez: MacLeod, I was born 2,437 years ago. In that time, I've had three wives. The last was Shikiko, a Japanese princess. Her father, Masamune, a genius, made this for me
[shows MacLeod his Samurai sword]
Ramirez: in 593 B.C. It is the only one of its kind... like his daughter. When Shikiko died, I was shattered. I would save you that pain. Please... let Heather go.

Dr. No: [about his aquarium] The glass is convex, 10 inches thick, which accounts for the magnifying effect.
James: Minnows pretending they're whales. Just like you on this island, Dr. No.
Dr. No: It depends, Mr. Bond, on which side of the glass you are.

Captain: We will pass through the American patrols, past their sonar nets, and lay off their largest city, and listen to their rock'n'roll while we conduct missile drills. Then, and when we are finished, the only sound they will hear is our laughter, while we sail to Havana, where the sun is warm, and so is the comradeship. A great day, comrades. We sail into history.

Sanderson: They're indestructible.
Allan: No, just armor-plated.

Miss: [Looking at a photograph] A smashing figure! I don't suppose that has anything to do with your request.
Bond: Was there ever a man more misunderstood.
Miss: Now, James, you can't pull the wool over my eyes. You may be able to con the old man, but, I know better.

Allan: The Phantom is M. And the hunt is still on.
Dr. Henry Jekyll: What are you talking about?
Allan: The Phantom is M. The same man who recruited us.
Dr. Henry Jekyll: [trying to examine Allan's wound] Let me see that.
[he is shrugged off]
Captain: But how?
Allan: We'll get our answers. Where are the others?
Mina: [entering] Dorian's missing in action. And Mr. Skinner must have fled when he realized we knew.
Allan: [concerned] Sawyer?
Tom: [entering with a bloody lip] He'll live to fight another day.
Mina: [advances towards Tom, he draws back] Don't worry, I've had my fill of throats for this evening.

Largo: Are you a man who enjoys games?
James: Depends with whom I'm playing.

Dr. No: [to Bond] I was curious to see what kind of man you were. I thought there may be even a place for you with SPECTRE.
James: I'm flattered. I'd prefer the Revenge Department. Of course, my first job would be finding the man who killed Strangways and Quarrel.

James: That gun, it looks more fitting for a woman.
Emilio: You know much about guns, Mr. Bond?
James: No, but I know a little about women.
[Bond and Largo spot Domino eavesdropping]

Allan: [sniffs air] He's afraid.
Tom: [sniffs air] I don't smell anything.

James: You believe in living dangerously. I can see that.
Miss: What do you mean?
James: Sitting around with wet hair, you'll die of pneumonia.

Domino: He's a wonderful person. The trouble is, I never meet anyone like him.
Bond: Only men like Largo and myself.
Domino: You are not like Largo.
Bond: Why do you say that?
Domino: The way you - hold me.

Capt. Bart Mancuso: [Ramius comments in Russian to Borodin that Mancuso is a "buckaroo". Ryan laughs] What's so funny?
Jack: Ah, the Captain seems to think you're some kind of... cowboy.
Captain: [spoken "You parle ruski"] You speak Russian.
Jack: [in Russian] A little. It is wise to study the ways of ones adversary. Don't you think?
Captain: [in English] It is.

[Indiana slips and nearly falls into the abyss, but Henry grabs his hand]
Professor: Junior, give me your other hand! I can't hold on!
Indiana: [reaching for the Grail] I can get it. I can almost reach it, Dad...
Professor: Indiana.
[surprised, Indy looks up at his father]
Professor: Indiana... let it go.

[Indiana and Henry are tied up]
Indiana: Come on, dad. Help me get us out of here. We have to get to Marcus before the Nazis do.
Professor: But you said he had a two day head start. That he would blend in, disappear.
Indiana: Are you kidding? I made all that up. You know Marcus. He once got lost in his own museum.

Bond: [draping arm around nurse] Do I seem healthy to you?
Pat: Too healthy, by far.

[after shooting down a SPECTRE helicopter]
James: I'd say one of their aircraft is missing.

Connor: I don't like boats, I don't like water. I'm a man, not a fish.
Ramirez: So you complain endlessly.
Connor: You look like a woman you stupid haggis.
Ramirez: Haggis? What is haggis?
Connor: Sheep's stomach stuffed with meat and barley
Ramirez: And what do you do with it?
Connor: You eat it!
Ramirez: How revolting!
[Ramirez sneezes]
Connor: Be still for God's sake! You'll tip us over.
Ramirez: So?
Connor: I cannot swim you Spanish peacock.
Ramirez: I'm not Spanish, I'm Egyptian.
Connor: You said you were from Spain! You're a liar!
Ramirez: You have the manners of a goat and you smell like a dung-heap. And you've no knowledge whatsoever of your potential. Now, get out!
[Throws MacLeod into the lake]

James: Now, listen, just do as I say, will you?
Tatiana: Yes, James.
[James slaps Tatiana on the fanny]
Tatiana: But, there are some English customs - zat are going to be changed.
James: But, of course, darling.
[hands Tatiana his tie, she puts it in her mouth, stretches it out, smiles, and playfully laughs]

Emilio: I collect big game fish for various marine institutions. Magnificent creatures.
Bond: Mm, charming.
Emilio: The notorious Golden Grotto Sharks. The most savage. The most dangerous.
Bond: Mm!
Emilio: They know when it's time for them to be fed.

[Allan aims his elephant gun at a fleeing assassin]
Sanderson: But he's so far away.
[Allan lowers the gun with a grunt of frustration]
Sanderson: Yes, I thought he was.
[Allan puts on a pair of glasses]
Allan: God, I hate getting old.
[He aims the rifle and fires. In the far distance, the assassin goes down. Reed gapes]

Miss: James, how else will you recognize her?
James: Can't miss. She has two moles on her left thigh.

[last lines, in voice over]
Ramirez: Patience, Highlander. You have done well. But it'll take time. You are generations being born and dying. You are at one with all living things. Each man's thoughts and dreams are yours to know. You have power beyond imagination. Use it well, my friend. Don't lose your head.

James: What's your name?
Honey: Ryder.
James: Ryder what?
Honey: Honey Ryder.

[after commandeering a plane]
Professor: I didn't know you could fly a plane.
Indiana: Fly, yes. Land, no.

Q: Now here's something I want you to use with special care. With special care.
James: Everything you give me...
Q: You treat it with equal contempt. Yes, I know, but that's an underwater camera. It takes eight pictures in rapid succession by pressing that button now.
James: Is that clever?
Q: If it can take pictures in the dark with an infrared film, yes.

Allan: Now, would you like to learn to shoot?
Tom: I can already.
Allan: Oh, I saw. Very American. Fire enough bullets and hope to hit the target.

Captain: It reminds me of the heady days of Sputnik and Yuri Gagarin when the world trembled at the sound of our rockets. Now they will tremble again - at the sound of our silence. The order is: engage the silent drive.

Emilio: *Every* man has his passion. Mine is fishing. What is yours, Mr. Bond?
Bond: Well, I'm not what you'd call a passionate man.
[eyes Domino]
Domino: [chuckles] I think it's time I went to change.
Emilio: You must let me show you around.
Bond: Oh, I'd love that!
Emilio: I *thought* you might.

Professor: I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky...

Honey: [singing] Underneath the mango tree, La-la-la-la-de, Come watch for the moon, La-la-la mango tree, Me honey and me make boolooloop, Underneath the mango tree, Make boolooloop soon, La-la-la-de-da-da, Me honey and me...
James: [singing] Underneath the mango tree, Ma honey and me...
Honey: Who's that?

[Bond shows M a picture of Dominique Derval, the Vulcan pilot's sister]
M: Do we know where she is now?
James: Nassau.
M: Do you think she's worth going after?
James: Well, I wouldn't put it quite like that, sir...

Elsa: It's perfectly obvious where the pages are. He's given them to Marcus Brody.
Professor: Marcus? You didn't drag poor Marcus along did you? He's not up to the challenge.
Walter: He sticks out like a sore thumb. We'll find him.
Indiana: The hell you will. He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
[Cut to middle of fair in the Middle East, Marcus Brody wearing bright suit and white hat, sticking out like sore thumb]
Marcus: Uhhh, does anyone here speak English? Or even ancient Greek?

[Bond pulls up to the front of Government House with a dead man sitting up in the backseat]
James: Sergeant, make sure he doesn't get away.

Count: [after Bond slides a broom handle through the handles of doors on a sitting steam bath that Lippe is in] What the hell do you think you're doing?
Bond: Now don't you worry, I'll tell the chef!
Count: Let me out of this bloody machine!

Fatima: Write! Now write this: "The greatest rapture in my life was afforded to me on a boat in Nassau by Fatima Blush." Sign: "James Bond, 007."
James: I just remembered. It's against Service policy for agents to give endorsements.
Fatima: *Write*!
James: Right now?
Fatima: Right - now.

James: Tell me Miss Trench, do you play any other games?

Patricia: Lentil delight, dandelion salad, goat's cheese.
James: Beluga caviar, quails eggs, vodka, foie gras - Strasbourg.

James: Still here, Moneypenny? You should be in bed.
Miss: James, we *both* should be!

[after Connor has called Ramirez a "haggis"]
Ramirez: Haggis? What is haggis?
Connor: Sheep's stomach, stuffed with meat and barley.
Ramirez: And what do you do with it?
Connor: You eat it.
Ramirez: How revolting!

Professor: I'm sorry about your head though. But I thought that you were one of them.
Indiana: Dad, they come in through the doors.
Professor: Ha, good point.

James: [in atypical self-effacement] Suppose when she meets me in the flesh I-I don't come up to expectations?
M: Just see that you do.

Sylvia: When did you say you had to leave?
[Sylvia and Bond kiss passionately]
James: Immediately... almost immediately.

Poltical: [Reading from a book belonging to Ramius, quoting the Bible] And the seventh angel poured his bowl into the air, and a voice cried out from heaven, saying: "It is done." A man with your responsibilities reading about the end of the world. And what's this? "I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds."
Captain: It is an ancient Hindu text, quoted by an American.
Poltical: An American?
Captain: Mmm. He invented the atomic bomb, and was later accused of being a communist.

James: You're one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen.
Tatiana: Thank you, but I think my mouth is too big.
James: No, it's the right size... for me, that is.

James: [to Tatiana] Keep your head down.

Sanderson: Where is your sense of patriotism?
Allan: [stands up with a drink] God save the Queen.
[the other patrons of the club mutter an apathetic return to the toast]
Nigel: God save her.
Allan: [to Reed] That's about as patriotic as it gets around here.

Emilio: Perhaps *you'd* like to take the shoe - my friend won't mind - Mister...
James: Bond.
Emilio: Ah yes! Mr. Bond. One of my associates talk about you.
James: Nothing bad, I hope.

Domino: Vargas's behind you.
James: Really...
Domino: He must have followed us.
James: [shoots Vargas with a spear gun] I think he got the point.
Domino: It should have been Largo.

James: One takes cyanide, another would've stood for her arm being broken, neither would talk. Who puts that sort of scare into people?

Largo: So, a drink?
James: Vodka martini.
Largo: Of course.

Connor: You're a liar!
Ramirez: You have the manners of a goat. And you smell like a dung-heap! And you have no knowledge whatsoever of your potential! Now.
[shouts]
Ramirez: Get out!
[rocks the boat, sending MacLeod into the lake]
Connor: [as Ramirez rows away] Help me, I'm drowning!
Ramirez: You can't drown, you fool, you're immortal!
[continues rowing]

M: I hope I've got your fire when I'm your age.
Allan: You will not live beyond today. That I promise you.

James: Good evening, sir.
M: It happens to be 3 a.m. When do you sleep, 007?
James: Never on the firm's time, sir.

Fatima: You know that making love to Fatima was the greatest pleasure of your life.
James: Well, to be perfectly honest, there was this girl in Philadelphia...
Fatima: SHUT UP!
[beat]
Fatima: *I* am the best.
James: Yes. Yes, you're right. In fact, i was going to put you in my memoirs as "Number One".
Fatima: Right.

Q: Good to see you Mr. Bond. Things've been awfully dull 'round here. Bureaucrats running the whole place. Everything done by the book. Can't make a decision unless the computer gives you the go ahead. Now you're on this. I hope we're going to have some gratuitous sex and violence!
James: I certainly hope so too.

James: [Calling room service at this Istanbul hotel] Hello. Breakfast for one at nine, please. Green figs. Yogurt. Coffee - very black. Thank you.

Allan: Automatic rifles. Who in God's name has automatic rifles?
Elderly: Dashed unsporting. Probably Belgian.

Allan: Well, we were the faster, but now we're the tortoise to his hare.
Dr. Henry Jekyll: So, we're done?
Tom: No, we're alive. If M has any idea to the contrary, that gives us an edge.
Captain: The sea is vast, he could be anywhere.
Tom: Yeah, well, I'm an optimist, now maybe that's a crime to you twisted so-and-so's but it keeps me from going crazy.
Mina: Your optimism's out of place.
Tom: You're wrong! Because we'll get out, man... at least, I will. That other agent I told you about... was my childhood friend. We were agents together until the Fantom shot him dead. Now you can be done, but I am not. I will avenge his death.
Dr. Henry Jekyll: It's not about any one of us, Tom, it's bigger than that.
Tom: Yes, it is, Jekyll! The fate for the world is in our hands... the world! So M tricked you, he brought you all together and you walked straight into his trap. But the way that I see it, that's the part he did wrong... He brought you together.
Dr. Henry Jekyll: He has a point.
Allan: And the boy becomes a man... perhaps a leader of men.
Mina: And Women.

Principal: [the Nazis burst into the room] Dr. Jones?
Indiana: Yes?
Principal: I will take zuh book now.
Indiana: Wuh-what b-book?
Principal: You have zuh diary in your pocket.
Professor: You dolt! Do you think my son would be that stupid? That he would bring my diary all the way back here?
[pause]
Professor: You didn't, did you?
[another pause]
Professor: You didn't bring it, did you?
Indiana: Well, uh...
Professor: You *did*!
Indiana: Look, can we discuss this later?
Professor: I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers!
Indiana: Will you take it easy?
Professor: Take it easy? Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So it wouldn't fall into their hands!
Indiana: I came here to SAVE you!
Professor: Oh, yeah? And who's gonna come to save you, JUNIOR?
Indiana: [shouts] I told you...
[grabs a gun and shoots all soldiers dead]
Indiana: DON'T call me Junior!
Professor: Look what you did! I can't believe what you did!

[Shootout in the missile room]
Captain: Hey, Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets.
Jack: Right.
[Moves closer to enemy, who fires several shots at him]
Jack: *I* have to be careful what *I* shoot at?

Construction: [Hearse chasing Bond drives off a cliff] How did it happen?
James: I think they were on their way to a funeral.

[Showing prisoners Bond and Honey around their cell]
Sister: Don't hesitate to ring if there's anything else you want. Anything at all.
James: Two air tickets to London?

[last lines]
Tatiana: [removes ring and hands it to Bond] Here you are. In case you ever need it again.
James: Oh, yes. All government property has to be accounted for. But as I said before, we won't always be working on the company's time. Will we?
Tatiana: No
[Tatiana kisses Bond passionately]
Tatiana: James, behave yourself. We are being filmed.
James: Oh, not again.
[Bond pulls a film reel from his pocket and unwinds it]
James: He was right, you know.
Tatiana: What is it?
James: I'll show you.
[Bond kisses Tatiana and throws the film away]

Honey: Have you any idea what they'll do with us?
James: No idea. No door handles or windows, either.
Honey: It's a prison, then.
James: Mink-lined with first-class service.

Dr. No: That's a Dom Perignon '55. It would be a pity to break it.
James: I prefer the '53 myself...

James: [In the lab, curious about yet another one of Q's interesting little spy gadgets] What is this for?
Q: I'll show you. You unscrew it... then stick it up your nose.
Q: [as he sticks the inhaler up his nose and sniffs] For my sinus.

James: Pardon me, do you have a match?
Kerim's: I use a lighter.
James: Better still.
Kerim's: Until they go wrong.
James: Exactly.

Indiana: [as the room is burning] Dad!
Professor: What?
Indiana: Dad!
Professor: What?
Indiana: DAD!
Professor: WHAT?
Indiana: Dad, head for the fireplace!

Small: You're not going to make any trouble, are you Mr. Bond? Let's face it. Your reputation has proceeded you.
James: Do I look like the sort of man who would make trouble?
Small: Well, yes, frankly. And you're going to jeopardize the tourists trade if you start going around killing people.

Honey: How can you eat at a time like this?
James: I'm hungry. We don't know when we'll get the chance to eat again. Here, take this.
James: [whispering] Careful. The whole place is probably wired for sound.

Bond: I understand you're Mr. Largo's niece?
Domino: Sounds better than - what would you say? Mistress? Kept woman?

James: She should have kept her mouth shut.

Captain: Ryan, sit here.
Jack: I'm not a Naval officer! I'm with the CIA!
Captain: CIA?
Jack: I'm not an agent, I just write books for the CIA!
Captain: Whatever. Sit here and do exactly what I tell you.

James: Now, hard or soft - massage?
Domino: Hard, please.

[Bond is standing in the doorway between their apartments as Fiona takes a bath]
Fiona: Aren't you in the wrong room, Mr. Bond?
Bond: Not from where I'm standing.

Pat: You wouldn't tell Doctor Wade? Please, I'd lose my job.
Bond: Well, I, I suppose my silence could have a price.
Pat: You don't mean - oh, no.
Bond: Oh, yes!

Kurgan: You can't defeat me, Ramirez! I am the strongest!
Ramirez: My cut has improved your voice!

Ramirez: Greetings.
[Connor and Heather look baffled]
Ramirez: I am Juan Sánchez Villalobos Ramírez, Chief metallurgist to King Charles V of Spain. And I'm at your service.

Capt. Vasili Borodin: I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that?
Captain: I suppose.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: No papers?
Captain: No papers, state to state.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: Well then, in winter I will live in... Arizona. Actually, I think I will need two wives.
Captain: Oh, at least.

[to Indiana, while watching a Nazi parade and book burning]
Professor: [solemnly] My boy, we are pilgrims in an unholy land.

Dr. No: I'm a member of SPECTRE.
James: SPECTRE?
Dr. No: SPECTRE - Special Executive for Counter Intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, Extortion. The four great cornerstones of power headed by the greatest brains in the world.
James: Correction - criminal brains.
Dr. No: The successful criminal brain is always superior. It has to be.

Ramirez: The Kurgan. He is the strongest of all the immortals. He's the *perfect* warrior. If he wins the Prize, mortal man would suffer an eternity of darkness.
Connor: How do you fight such a savage?
Ramirez: With heart, faith and steel. In the end there can be only one.

[after leaving an Irrigation Therapy Room]
Bond: See you later, irrigator.

[Mina jumps and gasps like something just grabbed her behind]
Rodney: I've been waiting all week to do that.
Allan: Get a grip, man.
Rodney: Well, I thought I just did.
[Mina slaps him]
Rodney: Oooh, Mina...
Captain: Report.
Rodney: Well, hello to you, too. And need I remind you, I am naked in the snow. I can't feel any of my extremities. And I mean... any of them.

Ramirez: Patience, Highlander. You have done well. But it will take time. There are generations being born and dying. You're at one with all living things. Each man's thoughts and dreams are yours to know. You have power beyond imagination. Use it well my friend. Don't lose your head.

James: Vodka on the rocks, please.

Juan: You must leave her, brother. I was born 2,437 years ago. In that time I've had three wives. The last was Shakiko, a Japanese Princess... When Shakiko died I was shattered. I would save you that pain. Please, let Heather go.

[explaining why she believes the legend about Crab Key's fire-breathing dragon]
Honey: How well do you know about animals? Did you ever see a mongoose dance? Or, a scorpion with sunstroke sting itself to death? Or, a praying mantis eat her husband after making love?
James: I hate to admit it, but, I haven't.
Honey: Well, I have.

[after making love to Pat, Bond sees something suspicious on the grounds, and gets up to investigate]
Pat: James, where are you going?
James: Oh, nowhere. I just thought I'd take a little, uh... exercise.
Pat: You must be joking.

[Bond admires a huge aquarium. Dr. No enters]
Dr. No: One million dollars, Mr. Bond. You were wondering what it cost.
James: As a matter of fact, I was.

[James and Honey are marooned in a boat in the middle of the ocean. A Coast Guard boat carrying Leiter appears]
James: Well, hello! What are you doing here? Do you need help?
[Honey stands up in the boat]
Felix: I'm quite sure you don't.

[Largo dies]
Domino: I'm glad I killed him.
James: *You're* glad?

[after a narrow escape from a motorized traction table set on overload]
James: I must be six inches taller.

M: I send you to a health farm to get yourself in shape! Instead you DEMOLISH it! Now I've had to notify the local police, get a minister to muzzle the press, and allocate a sizable chunk of my meager budget to renovating the establishment!
James: A man DID try to kill me, sir.
M: Oh! Caught you seducing his wife, did he?
James: No, sir, not at all. But, in fact, I did lose 4 lbs and God knows how many free radicals.
M: [slams the table] That is the KIND of attitude that tempts me to suspend you, 007!

Elsa: [to Indy] I'll never forget how vonderful it vas.
Professor: Why thank you. It was rather wonderful.
Elsa: [kisses Indy, sucks on his lower lip] Zat's how Austrians say goodbye.
Colonel: Und zis is how ve zay goodbye in Germany, Dr. Jones.
[punches Indy with the head of his cane; Indy's head smacks into Henry's behind him]
Indiana: I liked the Austrian way better.
Professor: So did I.

Captain: Once more, we play our dangerous game, a game of chess against our old adversary - The American Navy. For forty years, your fathers before you and your older brothers played this game and played it well. But today the game is different. We have the advantage.

M: Too many free radicals. That's your problem.
James: "Free radicals," sir?
M: Yes. They're toxins that destroy the body and the brain, caused by eating too much red meat and white bread. Too many dry martinis!
James: Then I shall cut out the white bread, sir.
M: Oh, you'll do more than THAT, 007. From now on you will be suffering a strict regimen of diet and exercise; we shall PURGE those toxins from you!
James: Shrublands?
M: You got it!

[referring to a billboard advertising "Call Me Bwana", starring Anita Ekberg]
Kerim: She has a lovely mouth, that Anita.
James: Yes, I see what you mean.

Professor: The Word of God.
Marcus: No, Henry. Try not to talk.
Professor: The Name of God.
Indiana: The Name of God... Jehovah.
Professor: But in the Latin alphabet, "Jehovah" begins with an "I".
Indiana: J-...
[he steps on the "J" and almost falls to his death; he scrambles back up]
Indiana: Oh, *idiot*! In Latin Jehovah begins with an "I"!

James: [donning the underwater jet pack] ... and the kitchen sink.
Felix: On you, anything looks good.

Tatiana: Horrible, horrible woman.
James: Yes, she had her kicks.

Miss: James! Where have you been? I've been searching all over London for you.
[picks up phone]
Miss: 007 is here, sir.
[slaps Bond's hand away from the papers on her desk]
James: Moneypenny! What gives?
Miss: Me, given an ounce of encouragement. You've never taken me to dinner looking like this. You've never taken me to dinner...
James: I would, you know, only "M" would have me court-martialed for... illegal use of government property.
Miss: Flattery will get you nowhere - but don't stop trying.

James: What's the Americans' story on how the damn things were stolen?

Emilio: You wish to put the evil eye on me, eh? We have a way to deal with that where I come from.
James: You may hex me. Let's see what it does for the cards.

Professor: Marcus.
Marcus: Aah.
Professor: Genius of the res-to-ration.
[Brody finishes the handshake]
Marcus: Aid our own re-sus-ci-tation. Henry, what are you doing here?
Professor: It's a rescue. Come on.
[the Nazis catch both Marcus and Henry]

[Last lines]
[Small-Fawcett is thrown into the pool by James Bond]
Small: I'm sorry Mr. Bond. I obviously caught you in a bad moment.
James: M sent you!
Small: Only to plead for your return, Sir. M says that without you in the service, he fears for the security of the civilized world.
James: Never again.
Domino: Never?
[they hug and Bond winks to the audience]