The Best Uncle Ray Quotes

Uncle: My philosophy is, "If it ain't broke, hey, you got hosed buying the warranty".

[last lines]
Mike: Listen up. Before we get started, I just want to say, whether you've been in America for hundreds of years like your families
[gestures toward Robertsons]
Mike: or an American for just two days,
[pats Blanca on the shoulder]
Mike: I feel blessed to be sharing this country will all of you. Want to do the honors?
[gestures to Brody]
Brody: Sure. Let's pray. Lord our God is one God. We pray that we love you with all our heart, soul, mind and strength, and we pray that we love our neighbor as ourself. There is no greater commandment than this. Amen.
Mike: Amen.
Mike: All right.

Brody: Kyle, look, before Baxter's daughter shorted all your wires out, what gave your life meaning?
Kyle: I dunno, I guess I always found meaning in what I learned at Sunday School.
Brody: That's it! Like Mark 12:31, "Love your neighbor as yourself".
Kyle: Yeah, that's a good one.
Uncle: Mark had better neighbors than me.
Brody: *I'm* your neighbor.
Uncle: Hey, you're makin' my point.