The Best Bean Lamonsoff Quotes

Bean: [as milk is shooting out of Sally's breast] You're wasting it!
[Sally's breast milk gets all over Deanne's face]
Sally: I'm sorry.
Deanne: [while tasting the breast milk] Actually, it's not that bad.

Bean: The '80s? That was 70 years ago.

Eric: Okay, Bean, what's 7 plus 9?
Bean: 79.
Eric: Is he a little boy or a computer? 'Cause I can't figure it out.
Sally: Don't destroy his confidence.

Bean: I want mommy's milk!
Eric: No more mommy's milk.
Bean: I want mommy's milk.
[a kid walks by with a milk carton, which Eric takes]
Milk: Hey!
Eric: Here's a dollar, get out of here. Now drink it.
Bean: I don't know if mommy will like that.
Eric: Just watch me drink it.
[Bean drinks the milk carton]
Bean: I'm just like daddy.
Kurt: Yay! More for us!

Bean: I want cookies.
Marcus: Ha. Cookies and MILF.

[from trailer]
Bean: Mommy, I want some milk.
Sally: Come here. I'll give you a little something.
[starts breastfeeding Bean]
Roxanne: Your son is so cute. How old is he?
Eric: 48 months.
Kurt: [pause] That's 4.
Eric: [pause] Yeah.

Bean: Confidence. K-O-B-R-Q-V-Y. Confidence.
Eric: Well, we're not gonna have to pay for college. That's for sure.