The Best Sally Lamonsoff Quotes

[Roxanne is experiencing difficulties with a sewing machine]
Roxanne: [in Spanish] This stupid machine, that doesn't work for anything, gets stuck, stuck, stuck!
Sally: That's so sexy. What are you saying?
Deanne: Oh, I think that she said:
[speaks mock Spanish]
Deanne: Milan!
[Everyone laughs]

[from trailer]
Bean: Mommy, I want some milk.
Sally: Come here. I'll give you a little something.
[starts breastfeeding Bean]
Roxanne: Your son is so cute. How old is he?
Eric: 48 months.
Kurt: [pause] That's 4.
Eric: [pause] Yeah.

Bean: [as milk is shooting out of Sally's breast] You're wasting it!
[Sally's breast milk gets all over Deanne's face]
Sally: I'm sorry.
Deanne: [while tasting the breast milk] Actually, it's not that bad.

Eric: Okay, Bean, what's 7 plus 9?
Bean: 79.
Eric: Is he a little boy or a computer? 'Cause I can't figure it out.
Sally: Don't destroy his confidence.

Sally: See that? Now he won't even drink from me.
Roxanne: That's what men do. They take and take, and then give you up for some cow.
Sally: Well now I don't know what I'm going to do with these.
Eric: I do.