The Best Brenda Baker Quotes

Brenda: Oh, Sam. Sam, I am so sorry about your birthday.
Samantha: It's OK. I'll recover.
Brenda: It's important to you. And yesterday morning you were trying to tell me.
[Sniffling]
Samantha: It's OK, Mom. These things sometimes happen.
Brenda: Oh, honey, I just feel miserable.
Samantha: You'll feel better.
Mike: Who died?
Brenda: Uh... Is there something you want to say to your sister?
Mike: What? Are you kidding? Where should I start?
Brenda: I mean about her birthday. It was yesterday. We all forgot.
Mike: [laughing] Classic.
Brenda: Deep down, he's really sorry.
Brenda: [Together] No, he's not.

Brenda: Don't be a smartass.
Mike: OK, I'll be a dumbass.

Brenda: Can you remember to turn off the stove in 20 minutes?
Samantha: I can remember lots of things.

[the bride arrives at the church, obviously out of it]
Brenda: Her monthly bill came early. Well, she's fine, she just took a muscle relaxer.
Ginny: Try *four*.