The Best Caroline Quotes

[Caroline is very drunk]
Caroline: Who's he?
Jake: That's me.
Caroline: Who are you?
Jake: I'm him.
Caroline: Oh, OK.

The: Damn Mom, I've got my headgear on!
Caroline: [annoyed] Will you wake up?
The: [opens eyes] Where the hell am I?
Caroline: I'll, uh, tell you where you are, if you tell me who you are.
The: I'm Farmer Ted.
Caroline: You're in the parking lot across the street from my church.
The: You own a church?