The Best Greg Feder Quotes

Greg: It's all good.
Dickie: "It's all good"? It's a family restaurant, not a rap show.
Greg: It's all bad?
Dickie: That's right, it is.

Andre: What the hell just happened?
Greg: I saw my dad's dick.

Lenny: You see that? You just aim for a spot and shoot the ball there?
Eric: It's true. Your dad has won over 50 games with that shot.
Greg: Really? Because that shot doesn't work on the Wii.
Eric: Well, you should Wii-turn that Wii and get yourself a Wii-fund. Tim Duncan has had over a hundred game winners with that shot.