The Best Henry Wu Quotes

[Debbie offers her bed for sale]
Henry: Is there anything wrong with it?
Debbie: No, it's in mint condition.
Henry: Did somebody die on it?
Debbie: Only my marriage.
Henry: There must be something wrong with it. One hundred dollars. I'm a handyman, I have tools on the truck. I can take it now.
Debbie: Five hundred.
Henry: One hundred.
[pause]
Debbie: Five hundred.
Henry: My mother's moving in with us. I don't think she'll spend her remaining years sleeping on her son's old twin bed.
[Debbie sells the bed for $100]