The Best Mama Ronzoni Quotes

Gloria: I am older than anyone here.
Mama: Hell Yeah.

Mama: [farts] Curly. Shame on you. That crazy dog. Must have got into some of my leftover pasta fasul.
Deanne: Yes, Mama, I'm sure that's exactly what happened.
Mama: It did. We should get a dog.
Deanne: Heh. We need to get a water buffalo. Whoo!

Mama: Deanne, you should have married that Italian guy like I told you.
Deanne: Yeah and if I did, you'd be the one who's pregnant right now.
Mama: You're probably right. I'll butt out now.

Deanne: Since when did you learn to speak Chinese?
Kurt: Just a little something I picked up watching a Chinese cooking show.
Deanne: That's great. Maybe you should focus a little less on the talking, and a little more of the cooking.
Mama: [laughs] You got told.
Kurt: You got toe.