The Best Wiley Quotes

Kurt: Hey, Wiley! How's it going?
Wiley: Oh, just two years of this.
[Wiley lifts up his arms as he had in his casts from the first movie]
Wiley: And I still only have 40% of feeling. But other than that, I'm fine.
Kurt: No, Rihanna's fine. You just teach driver's ed.

Wiley: Excuse me. It is okay if I feel your belly? I love babies. I love to feel them kick.
Deanne: Sure, go ahead.
Deanne: [Wiley leans down as far as possible and feels Deanne's breast] That's not my belly, that's my boob.
Wiley: I like to feel those too.