The Best Becky Feder Quotes

Becky: [about the bug zapper] Daddy! Where is it taking them?
Marcus: ...Hell.
Lenny: Higgins. Don't say that.
Marcus: Oh I'm sorry not Hell... Mexico.

Becky: How long ago was the '80s?
Keithie: That was way back in the 1900s. We learned about it in school. It was wack. The phones had long, curly things coming out of the end. You had to watch commercials.
Becky: No way.

Marcus: Hey Lenny, remember when we'd come here after we got wasted?
Donna: [Hearing what Marcus just said] What's wasted?
Lenny: Nice one, Higgins. Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.
[All the kids are talking about wanting to get wasted]
Donna: I want to get wasted every day of my life.
Becky: I want to get chocolate wasted.